October 30th, 2008

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Last night was ace. We made some toxic rum punch (dark rum, light rum, brandy, cherry lambrini & fruit juice), carved pumpkins and watched silly films. My pumpkin however committed suicide by way of being launched out of the kitchen window after we discovered that mine was slightly rotten inside and smelt of stale spunk. Saul met Mama, Mama met Saul, and all was well. Both Mama & G are in drug-induced lethargy comas after I gave them each a half of my sleeping pills last night. They're just not hardcore like me, y'see...

I'm in love with peeling wallpaper: